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		<title>MONDAY JOKE: Its back for 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: &#8220;I&#8217;ve been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can&#8217;t get through to enquiries, can you help?&#8221;. Operator: &#8220;Where did you get that number [...]]]></description>
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		<title>JOKES: Nelson &#8211; Trafalgar, if that was now!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nelson: &#8220;Order the signal, Hardy.&#8221; Hardy: &#8220;Aye, aye sir.&#8221; Nelson: &#8220;Hold on, that&#8217;s not what I dictated to Flags. What&#8217;s the meaning of this?&#8221; Hardy: &#8220;Sorry sir?&#8221; Nelson (reading aloud): [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY FUN: The Simpsonizer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2007 15:44:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every wondered what you would look like if you were in the Simpsons?  I haven&#8217;t; but now you can find you with the Simpsonizer.  You use need a digital photo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>JOKES: The Husband Store</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bar Phrases (&amp; Their True Meanings)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You get this one, next round is on me.&#8221; (We won&#8217;t be here long enough to get another round.) &#8220;I&#8217;ll get this one, next round is on you.&#8221; (Happy hour [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Joke &#8211; Lost</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 13:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>No Monday Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is no Monday joke today, as I haven&#8217;t had jokes in my Inbox this week, and due to a very busy weekend I haven&#8217;t had time to trawl through [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials&#8230; Q: Does [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PONDERISMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 06:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some thoughts for your Monday morning.  I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men &amp; Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 09:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
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