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	<title>Eloise (&#038; Brad) online</title>
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	<description>Something to read on your coffee break!</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>MONDAY JOKE: Moral of the story</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/10/monday-joke-moral-of-the-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Moral]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, &#8216;For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.&#8217;
The wife [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY FUN: Anagrams</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/10/monday-fun-anagrams/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Anagrams]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER 
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER 
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT 
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE 
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS 
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY JOKE: Kidnap</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/09/monday-joke-kidnap/</link>
		<comments>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/09/monday-joke-kidnap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, &#8216;What&#8217;s going on?&#8217;
&#8216;Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jacquie Smith.
They&#8217;re asking for a £10 million ransom.
Otherwise they&#8217;re going to douse them with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Burgh island</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/08/burgh-island/</link>
		<comments>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/08/burgh-island/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Holidays]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Burgh Island]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Devon]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Photos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last week we were on holiday in Devon.  On Sunday we took a drive to Burgh Island.  The tide was out when we got there, so we took a walk across the sand to the island.With our various gadgets (phones &#38; GPS) we tried to look up a geocache.  We found a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY JOKE: Don&#8217;t trust the oldies</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/08/monday-joke-dont-trust-the-oldies/</link>
		<comments>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/08/monday-joke-dont-trust-the-oldies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.  She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY JOKE: Old but good ones</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/08/monday-joke-old-but-good-ones/</link>
		<comments>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/08/monday-joke-old-but-good-ones/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:27:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. Two blondes walk into a building&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. you&#8217;d think at least one of them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message - &#8220;&#8230;If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key&#8230;&#8221;
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says: &#8220;Well, I can clearly see you&#8217;re nuts.&#8221;
4. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Website upgrade</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/07/website-upgrade/</link>
		<comments>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/07/website-upgrade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[geek]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[websites]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I upgraded this website to Wordpress 2.6 using the automatic upgrade plugin.  Although most of you won&#8217;t notice any changes, it will allow me to add some new features soon.
For those of you that didn&#8217;t notice I have recently added a ratings bar on most of the jokes and posts.  This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY JOKE: Sorry no jokes this week</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/07/monday-joke-sorry-no-jokes-this-week/</link>
		<comments>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/07/monday-joke-sorry-no-jokes-this-week/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t get any decent jokes in my inbox last week, so no joke this week.
If you got any good jokes last week (that are clean!) please either post one in the comments below, or use the contact us page above.
Thanks
]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY JOKE: The Ostrich</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/07/monday-joke-the-ostrich/</link>
		<comments>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/07/monday-joke-the-ostrich/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[genie]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wishes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.  The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, &#8216;A Hamburger, fries and a coke,&#8217; and turns to the ostrich, &#8216;What&#8217;s yours?&#8217;
&#8216;I&#8217;ll have the same,&#8217; says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. &#8216;That will be $9.40 please,&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY JOKE: Irish Joke</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/07/monday-joke-irish-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/07/monday-joke-irish-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,looking like he&#8217;d just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he&#8217;s walking with a limp
&#8216;What happened to you?&#8217; asks Sean, the bartender.
&#8216;Jamie O&#8217;Conner and me had a fight,&#8217; says Paddy.
&#8216;That little shit, O&#8217;Conner,&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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