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		<title>MONDAY FUN: Fishing</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2009/09/monday-fun-fishing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Deeply profound thoughts by two men:
Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, &#8216;I think I&#8217;m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn&#8217;t spoken to me in over 2 months.&#8217;
Rod continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says,
&#8216;You better think it over, Bob..  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY FUN: They walk among us</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2009/06/monday-fun-they-walk-among-us/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was at the checkout of a Tesco store.  The cashier rang up a £46.64 charge &#8230;.. I gave her a fifty pound note. She gave me back £46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favour. She became indignant and informed me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Car Park Attendant</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2009/06/car-park-attendant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bristol]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[TRUE STORY:
Outside Bristol Zoo there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.
There also used to be a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5.
This parking attendant worked there for all of 25 years , then one day just didn&#8217;t turn up for work&#8230;
&#8220;Ho hum&#8221;, said Bristol [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Joke: Security</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2009/04/monday-joke-security/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 09:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
&#8216;Jesus is watching you.&#8217;
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.  When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued..  Just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY JOKE: Smart Answers</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2009/04/monday-joke-smart-answers/</link>
		<comments>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2009/04/monday-joke-smart-answers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:07:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[6th Place
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
&#8220;Would you like dinner?&#8221; the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
&#8220;What are my choices?&#8221; the man asked.
&#8220;Yes or no,&#8221; she replied.
5th Place
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY JOKE: Moral of the story</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/10/monday-joke-moral-of-the-story/</link>
		<comments>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/10/monday-joke-moral-of-the-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, &#8216;For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.&#8217;
The wife [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY FUN: Anagrams</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/10/monday-fun-anagrams/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anagrams]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER 
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER 
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT 
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE 
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS 
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY JOKE: Kidnap</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/09/monday-joke-kidnap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, &#8216;What&#8217;s going on?&#8217;
&#8216;Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jacquie Smith.
They&#8217;re asking for a £10 million ransom.
Otherwise they&#8217;re going to douse them with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY JOKE: Don&#8217;t trust the oldies</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/08/monday-joke-dont-trust-the-oldies/</link>
		<comments>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/08/monday-joke-dont-trust-the-oldies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.  She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MONDAY JOKE: Old but good ones</title>
		<link>http://eb-web.co.uk/wp/2008/08/monday-joke-old-but-good-ones/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:27:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eloise</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. Two blondes walk into a building&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. you&#8217;d think at least one of them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message &#8211; &#8220;&#8230;If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key&#8230;&#8221;
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says: &#8220;Well, I can clearly see you&#8217;re nuts.&#8221;
4. I [...]]]></description>
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