Eloise (& Brad) online

Last week we were on holiday in Devon. On Sunday we took a drive to Burgh Island. The tide was out when we got there, so we took a walk across the sand to the island.With our various gadgets (phones & GPS) we tried to look up a geocache. We found a cache on the island, but we were unable to login to the geocaching website, to pick up the co-ordinates on my mobile phone. A quick call to Alan and we had the co-ordinates we needed.

The island was quite busy, so we wandered around a bit, before attempting to get to the cache unnoticed.
Once we has sucessfully located the cache, it had started to rain, and the tide had come in. So we waited for the tractor back to the mainland, in the Pilchard Inn, and had a quick drink.

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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?

“We can’t chew them because we’ve no teeth”, she replied.

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