
Last week we were on holiday in Devon. On Sunday we took a drive to Burgh Island. The tide was out when we got there, so we took a walk across the sand to the island.With our various gadgets (phones & GPS) we tried to look up a geocache. We found a [...]
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another [...]
1. Two blondes walk into a building………. you’d think at least one of them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message – “…If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key…”
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says: “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
4. I [...]