Last week I upgraded this website to Wordpress 2.6 using the automatic upgrade plugin. Although most of you won’t notice any changes, it will allow me to add some new features soon.
For those of you that didn’t notice I have recently added a ratings bar on most of the jokes and posts. This [...]
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, ‘A Hamburger, fries and a coke,’ and turns to the ostrich, ‘What’s yours?’
‘I’ll have the same,’ says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. ‘That will be $9.40 please,’ [...]
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,looking like he’d just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp
‘What happened to you?’ asks Sean, the bartender.
‘Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,’ says Paddy.
‘That little shit, O’Conner,’ [...]
This week I have been in London, so Monday night I ate in the Rhodes Brasserie Bar (Rhodes, as in Gary Rhodes) in the Hotel.
I started with breast of pigeon with tagliatelle, followed by Pork Osso Bucco, with Mash. I would of really liked to have a desert but I was rather full after the [...]
There is now a new feature available of the website; ratings.
The stars a the bottom of every post allow you to rate the post, this will primarily be used for the jokes and food posts, but it may be included in other posts.
Just hover over the stars with your mouse, and when you are happy [...]
A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.
After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and [...]
Last week we went to The Clifton Sausage for a birthday celebration. It is situated in the heart of Clifton Village and furnished with pine tables, candles and warm yellow and sky blue walls, and as its name suggests serves sausages. It also servers other British classics, such as Toad in the hole and ham [...]
We have been trying for a couple of weeks now to get a Wii Fit, but without much success. I was trying the main online retailers such as Amazon. The only sites that seems to have them were Amazon Marketplace and Ebay, at inflated prices.
When I was looking for the Wii last year, [...]