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Archive for June, 2008
MONDAY JOKE: 20 ways to tell that you are grown up
I thought some of this was quite appropriate after the weekend
6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed
You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the music
You keep more food than beer in the fridge
You take naps
“I just can’t drink the way I [...]
Busy Weekend: Saturday (Dennis & Sophie’s Wedding)
On Saturday we went to Dennis & Sophie’s wedding on the SS Great Britain.
Luckily it stayed dry for most of the afternoon, allowing for the photos to be taken up on deck.
Sophie wore a beautiful traditional style red dress, and the bridesmaids were in white, with red sashes or wraps.
After the ceremony and a few [...]
Busy Weekend – Friday
Well its Monday again, so back to work. This week a little worst for wear after a busy weekend.
We started the weekend on Friday night, with a concert in the Forest.
A group of us went to see the Zutons at Westonbirt. They were supported by Noah & the whales and the Mystic Jets. We took [...]
MONDAY JOKE: Tomato Garden
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey.
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, [...]
Website: Cooking for Engineers
I came accross this while looking for something completely different.
http://www.cookingforengineers.com
It is designed for analytical minds and gives you a handy visual recipe card, which looks easy to follow
MONDAY JOKE: Smart Comments?
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: ‘I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,’
– Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest [...]
MONDAY JOKE: What is Butt Dust?
What, you ask, is ‘Butt dust?’ Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mum breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for [...]
Stag Weekend
Brad went on Den’s stag do this weekend. From the red face, they had good weather.
If I am allowed to see any of the other photos, I will post them on here.
See Alan’s website for further information