June 2008

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MONDAY JOKE: 20 ways to tell that you are grown up

Posted by Eloise on 30 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Jokes

I thought some of this was quite appropriate after the weekend

  1. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed
  2. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the music
  3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge
  4. You take naps
  5. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again”
  6. Continue Reading »

Busy Weekend: Saturday (Dennis & Sophie’s Wedding)

Posted by Eloise on 24 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Events, Weekend Fun

On Saturday we went to Dennis & Sophie’s wedding on the SS Great Britain.

Luckily it stayed dry for most of the afternoon, allowing for the photos to be taken up on deck.

Sophie wore a beautiful traditional style red dress, and the bridesmaids were in white, with red sashes or wraps.

After the ceremony and a few celebration drinks we headed off to Woodhouse Park for the reception, for drinks, music and a pig roast.

There was a bit of rain, but it didn’t seem to dampen anybody’s night.

The Photos are in the album (you need to be logged on to see the page)

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Busy Weekend - Friday

Posted by Eloise on 23 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Events, Weekend Fun

DSCF2022Well its Monday again, so back to work.  This week a little worst for wear after a busy weekend.

We started the weekend on Friday night, with a concert in the Forest.

A group of us went to see the Zutons at Westonbirt.  They were supported by Noah & the whales and the Mystic Jets.  We took plenty of wine and a picnic.

Although the forcast wasn’t too good for Friday night, the rain held off, for most of the evening, and the rain we had was just light drizzle.

A good time was had by all - I will be keeping an eye open for who will be playing at Westonbirt next year.

There are a few photos of us in the album.
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MONDAY JOKE: Tomato Garden

Posted by Eloise on 23 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Jokes

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey.

He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

Love Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son. Continue Reading »

Website: Cooking for Engineers

Posted by Eloise on 18 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Food

I came accross this while looking for something completely different.

http://www.cookingforengineers.com

It is designed for analytical minds and gives you a handy visual recipe card, which looks easy to follow

Cooking for engineers

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MONDAY JOKE: Smart Comments?

Posted by Eloise on 16 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Jokes

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: ‘I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,’
– Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .

‘Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.’
–Mariah Carey

‘Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.’
– Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

‘I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.’
– Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

‘Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.’
–Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

‘That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.’
–A congressional candidate in Texas

‘Half this game is ninety percent mental.’
–Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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