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Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone..

Don’t waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.

Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
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“Hey Koala ! what are you doing?”

The koala says:

“Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river.
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Sorry for the lack of posts at the moment, but I have been off on holiday.

For photos and holiday posts, you need to login, the Monday Joke and Friday Food will be back soon.

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