SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines.
‘Would you like dinner?’ the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
‘What are my choices?’ John asked.
‘Yes or no,’ she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the [...]
This is a cross between a beef stroganoff and a beef casserole. No pictures this week, some of the quantities are approximate, depending on what you have to hand. This will serve 2.
Ingredients:
350g Braising Steak
100 ml Red Wine
250 ml Beef Stock (or hot water and a stock cube)
Mushrooms
1 clove of garlic
1 onion
1tsp paprika
2 [...]
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the air plane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger [...]
This is one of Nigella’s recipes [via Nigella.com] but I have made it into muffins.
Ingredients
4-5 clementines (about 375g total weight)
6 eggs
225g sugar
250g ground almonds
1 heaped teaspoon baking powder
Method
Put the clementines in a pan with some cold water, bring to the boil and cook for 2 hours. Drain and, when cool, cut each clementine in [...]