Just for fun. Can you provide a caption for this photo?
An older man approaches a younger woman inside the mall.
“Excuse me miss,” he said. “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes, please?” The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said,
“Sure. Do you know even roughly where your wife might [...]
Venison steak with red wine & red currant sauce, served with basmati & wild rice
As per Reg Coombes Coombs request here is my first proper food update. If you would like to suggest future food features, please use the comments form.
Ingredients
For the venison
2 venison loin fillets
salt and freshly ground black pepper
olive oil, for rubbing
For [...]
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’
After [...]
There has been a request for a new feature on the website; food.
As I haven’t got time to prepare an entry this week, I though I would post something about sweets. Not just any sweets but old fashioned or retro sweets, those sweets you used to buy with your pocket money. Blackjacks, rhubarb & custard, [...]
Actual call centre conversations !!!!!
Customer: “I’ve been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?”.
Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?”.
Customer: “It was on the door to the Travel Centre”.
Operator: “Sir, they are our opening hours”.
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: [...]