“You get this one, next round is on me.”
(We won’t be here long enough to get another round.)
“I’ll get this one, next round is on you.”
(Happy hour is about to end…beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they’ll be £4.50 each.)
“Hey, where is that friend of yours?”
(I have no interest in [...]
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man below replied, “You [...]
There is no Monday joke today, as I haven’t had jokes in my Inbox this week, and due to a very busy weekend I haven’t had time to trawl through my older emails to find a decent one.
If you would like to add one of your own, please use the comments box below.
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials…
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown [...]