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Archive for May, 2007
Saturday Night in Bristol

I have been a bit lax in posting on this blog (well apart from the Monday joke).
It has also been said that we don’t going into Bristol enough for a night out and if we do it always seems to be to the same places.
Therefore I thought it would be a step in the right [...]

PONDERISMS

Some thoughts for your Monday morning. 

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.  If it comes out of the ground [...]

Men & Women

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Sh*t-Head and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Dave and John will each throw in [...]


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