Top 10 Reasons Why Computers Must be Male

I hadn’t seen this one before, I had only seen “the reasons why computers are female”.  For fairness if someone wants to add it to the comments I will publish it. 

  1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
  2. A better model is always just around the corner.
  3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
  4. It is always necessary to have a backup. 
  5. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 
  6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 
  7. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 
  8. The lights are on but nobody’s home. 
  9. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 
  10. Size does matter.

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One Comment to “Top 10 Reasons Why Computers Must be Male”

  • April 10, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    Mark says:

    Why computers are female 

    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval;
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.