Eloise (& Brad) online

Well….it’s finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: 

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man has only 2 b***s and they take up all his thoughts.

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I hadn’t seen this one before, I had only seen “the reasons why computers are female”.  For fairness if someone wants to add it to the comments I will publish it. 

1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better model is always just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. It is always necessary to have a backup. 
5. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 
6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 
7. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 
8. The lights are on but nobody’s home. 
9. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 
10. Size does matter.

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