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Archive for April, 2007
Monday Wisdom
EASY HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. [...]
Car Problems
This joke is credited to Rachel as I didn’t have any good ones this week.
A guy is driving along, his fuel gauge is on the red. He is hoping that he can make it to the next petrol station. Suddenly the car stops. He has run out of petrol. He is [...]
Being Green – Freecycle success
At the beginning of the year I tried to get rid of a sofa that we have had sat in our conservatory for nearly 3 years. I posted it on Freecycle. Initially there quite a few people interested, but after exchanging emails with dimensions and photos interest dwindled. I didn’t try again as we were [...]
Easter Weekend
As with all good bank holiday weekends we indulged in a bit of DIY, but we did manage to avoid any trips to B&Q (thank god!). The results of the weekend are new lights in the kitchen (I can see now!) and a neater front garden. I also managed to find the study under all [...]
Tax joke
Seeing as it is the 6th April today I thought this was appropriate.
At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said,
“I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do [...]
Have you ever wondered how a woman’s brain works?
Well….it’s finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:
Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.
A man has only 2 b***s and they take up all his thoughts.
Top 10 Reasons Why Computers Must be Male
I hadn’t seen this one before, I had only seen “the reasons why computers are female”. For fairness if someone wants to add it to the comments I will publish it.
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the corner.
They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
It is always necessary [...]