March 2007
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Posted by Eloise on 28 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: General

It’s been nearly 2 weeks now since we took delivery of a new toy. We now have a new shiny games console; a Nintendo Wii.
We first saw the Wii back in February when we went to see Stuart & Skye; both Brad & Bryan came away wanting one. However they are still difficult to get, as there is not many stock, so when they come in they only stay in stock for a couple of hours. None of the usual online shops will let you place an order if it is not in stock.
After a couple of evenings of surfing the net without success I found http://www.wii-consoles.co.uk/ this has a real-time stock list. I also sent an email to Dixons & Gamestation. Gamestation sent me an email the day before they were going to release some stock, telling me what time I could buy my wii and the link to use. Dixons sent me an email when they had released the stock. Continue Reading »
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Posted by Eloise on 26 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Weekend Fun
Yesterday was the long awaited match between Bristol & Northampton.
Some of you may remember that the match was due to be played back in January but it was postponed because of a waterlogged pitch. At the time I think Bryan was quite glad it was postponed as he was suffering with a bit of a hangover (see Bon Voyage Ali & Liz).
With Northampton needing the points to move off the bottom of the table, and Bristol keen to end their row of defeats; it was a tense match for both sets of supporters. Neither team played particulary well, however Bristol had more luck and won 31-19. Lets hope that Saints pick themselves up of the bottom or their won’t be any encounters between the two teams next season. See BBC match report
Posted by Eloise on 26 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Uncategorized
Not much choice this week
A woman is caught speeding on the freeway, and is pulled over by a traffic cop. He says “Ma’am, you were going 85 miles per hour, can I see your driver’s license?”
“I don’t have one,” says the woman, “it was revoked for reckless driving.”
“I see,” says the policeman. “Then will you please show me your vehicle registration?”
“I don’t have that either because the car’s not mine,” says the woman.
“Whose car is it, then?” asks the policeman. She answers, “It belongs to the man I killed this morning and chopped up in pieces, put in plastic bags, and loaded into the trunk. I was just going to dispose of him.”
The policeman, shocked, says, “You just stay where you are, I’m calling reinforcements.” Continue Reading »
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Posted by Eloise on 19 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Uncategorized
The Dog’s Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favourite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
The Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep my strength up. Continue Reading »
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Posted by Eloise on 12 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Uncategorized
We are now back from our holiday, there were a few good contenders in my Inbox for the Monday Funnies but this was one of the best ones. Enjoy.
Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio
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