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Archive for March, 2007
New Toy
It’s been nearly 2 weeks now since we took delivery of a new toy. We now have a new shiny games console; a Nintendo Wii.
We first saw the Wii back in February when we went to see Stuart & Skye; both Brad & Bryan came away wanting one. However they are still difficult to get, [...]
Bristol v Northampton
Yesterday was the long awaited match between Bristol & Northampton.
Some of you may remember that the match was due to be played back in January but it was postponed because of a waterlogged pitch. At the time I think Bryan was quite glad it was postponed as he was suffering with a bit of [...]
Speeding
Not much choice this week
A woman is caught speeding on the freeway, and is pulled over by a traffic cop. He says “Ma’am, you were going 85 miles per hour, can I see your driver’s license?”
“I don’t have one,” says the woman, “it was revoked for reckless driving.”
“I see,” says the policeman. “Then will you please [...]
Dogs & Cats
The Dog’s Diary
8:00 am – Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm – Milk bones! My favourite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm – [...]
I don’t believe they just said that.
We are now back from our holiday, there were a few good contenders in my Inbox for the Monday Funnies but this was one of the best ones. Enjoy.
Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio
Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I [...]