Eloise (& Brad) online

We are currently on holiday in Whistler (Canada).

For those of you who want to see our Holiday diary we have set up a travel blog - see here

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I couple of days ago, I came across ExtraTasty.

Extratasty.com is a web site devoted to drink making. You can comment on drink recipes and submit your own. It will give you cocktail recipes based on the ingredients you all ready have. You can also search by tags, title, etc. As recipes are added, the site will grow. 

You can either create an account to create and save your bar, or just enter the details every time you want to find a cocktail.

What are you waiting for, get out all those strange drinks in your cupboard and start making cocktails!!!

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I thought this would be appropriate after the weekend 

IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY…

YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING… (not that you would)

AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM…

You open the door…

NOW REMEMBER, THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR!

Bathroom

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ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.

The course covers two days and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS - Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKETS AND FLOOR - Practising with hamper (pictures and graphics)

DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts

LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum Continue Reading »

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This week’s funnies from my Inbox 

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. 

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre

Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.. Continue Reading »

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