Another joke for Monday from my Inbox last week.
Thingy (thing-ee) noun. 1. female: Any part under a car’s hood. 2. male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adjective. 1. female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. 2. male: Playing football without a helmet.
Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) noun. 1. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. 2. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
Butt (but) noun. 1. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger. 2. male: what you slap when someone’s scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
Commitment (ko-mit-ment) noun 1. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. 2. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.
Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) noun.1. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. 2. male: Anything that can be done while drinking
Flatulence (flach-u-lens) noun. 1. female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. 2. male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
Making Love (may-king luv) noun.1. female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. 2. male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
Remote Control (ri-moht kon-trohl) noun. 1. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. 2. male: A device for scanning through all 275 channels every 2&1/2 min.
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